Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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