Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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