Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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