Where is the hickey?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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