Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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