I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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