Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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