So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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