I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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