My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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