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I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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