I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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