STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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