He is an equal opportunity slut.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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