If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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