i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I still have a little drunk in my system
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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