in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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