Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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