whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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