But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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