Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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