What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I think my moral compass just broke
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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