My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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