You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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