I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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