My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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