It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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