Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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