i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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