Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
