kristin has been a bad kristin
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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