it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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