3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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