omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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