return my video game
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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