They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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