NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
wow bdsm is so cute
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