i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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