Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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