Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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