Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
