And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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