It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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