My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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