So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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