I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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