Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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