that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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