:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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