just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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